SlightlyColdWaffles on April 20, 2026 2:16 pm Dystopian? Check. 1-candle bad ghost review? Check. Paved over part of said ghost’s shrine in order to make this as awful as possible? Check. Joja completion route, including buying the golden walnuts and completion waivers? Check. My way of coping with an office job in a city where they paved the beautiful wooded lot to put up an empty office rental building? Check.
RelevantAd2697 on April 20, 2026 2:18 pm *they paved grampas shrine, put up a data center mmm bop bop*
SlightlyColdWaffles on April 20, 2026 2:21 pm Each shed is full of Crystalariums making diamonds, 129 at 974g each x 15 sheds = 1,884,690 per harvest
thousandthlion on April 20, 2026 2:23 pm This caused me to genuinely laugh. I’m home sick from work, so thank you for this.
NZafe on April 20, 2026 2:29 pm Only thing it’s missing is the Joja blue colour on all the buildings.
Subject-Ad674 on April 20, 2026 2:33 pm Now this is a true corpo playthrough! Did you get the joja membership also? This valley will be a corpo playground lmao
bovinecop on April 20, 2026 2:36 pm https://preview.redd.it/ca7bsmfqwcwg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf244e93d27dcc5e991e55e9f013623be229687 My honest reaction to this information
MakisDelaportas on April 20, 2026 2:39 pm https://preview.redd.it/lyeql5oaxcwg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa78a09373d954f78a63b7f69dd314c14086ebe
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Dystopian? Check.
1-candle bad ghost review? Check.
Paved over part of said ghost’s shrine in order to make this as awful as possible? Check.
Joja completion route, including buying the golden walnuts and completion waivers? Check.
My way of coping with an office job in a city where they paved the beautiful wooded lot to put up an empty office rental building? Check.
*they paved grampas shrine, put up a data center mmm bop bop*
This is the most dystopian farm I’ve ever seen.
Each shed is full of Crystalariums making diamonds, 129 at 974g each x 15 sheds = 1,884,690 per harvest
You need to add some wells somewhere so they can use the water!
This caused me to genuinely laugh. I’m home sick from work, so thank you for this.
Full of dwarf computers or crystalariums?
Lmaoooooo this is one way to play the game
Only thing it’s missing is the Joja blue colour on all the buildings.
Now this is a true corpo playthrough! Did you get the joja membership also? This valley will be a corpo playground lmao
I don’t like this.
https://preview.redd.it/ca7bsmfqwcwg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf244e93d27dcc5e991e55e9f013623be229687
My honest reaction to this information
https://preview.redd.it/lyeql5oaxcwg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa78a09373d954f78a63b7f69dd314c14086ebe